If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it
- Frat buds